BDSM Prank Costs City Millions
NEW YORK, NEW YORK In an act of humorous vandalism, a group of BDSMers pranked…
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Study Finds 86% of Rapists Also “Douchebags”
SAN ANTONIO, NEVADA Researchers from San Antonio University have recently completed a survey of convicted…
BDSM Woman tells Harrowing Tale of “Life in a Cage”
WHEELING, WEST VIRGINIA Reports surfaced today after a 28 year old submissive woman complained about…
BDSM Woman “Names Names” to Local Preacher
BACKALA, LOUSIANA In what onlookers called a “shameful exhibition of betrayal and outing,” fixture in…
Dyslexic Tattoo Artist Sued Over “Porperty of Oob” Mistake
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA A bayou woman is upset today after undergoing a two hour procedure…
Woman Uses Safeword; Foils Rapist
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO In a shocking turn of events, Shawna Simonson found herself the…
96 Year Old Grandmother Killed in “Birthday Spanking” Snafu
MIAMI, OHIO Tragedy ensued Saturday when senior citizen Martha Welsh, 96, stumbled into the Hell’s…
Masochist Confuses Sexual Offender Database with Dating Site
DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA A local masochist got quite a surprise when detectives from the North…
Vocabulary Issue Causes BDSM Shoot Shutdown, Arrests
VAN NUYS, CALIFORNIA A misunderstanding based on vocabulary has Dwight Hauser and Martin Zest, producers…
New Fetish in North Carolina; Nonconsensual Consent
RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA Dungeon-goers in North Carolina’s Research Triangle area are concerned about a new…
College Professor Fired for Teaching BDSM Class
EVANSTON, ILLINOIS There is a major shakeup on a Midwestern campus as a tenured professor…
Girl Fails to Put Lotion in Basket; Gets Hose Again
BURBANK, CA The newest thing on the streets of Hollywood is a phenomenon known as…